manningless

to be without your most valuable asset for an unknown period of time, which may or may not be a HOF quarterback with an injured neck.

The Texans didn't even feel the need to practice for the game this week, since the Colts were manningless.

by havlorech September 12, 2011

Manning Middle School

Manning Middle School is shit and you should NEVER go there! Teachers favor students, are to fucking going to be teachers, shove ads down your throat (For some Europe trip), Fire the good teachers and keep the bad ones, etc! Manning sucks.

Me: Have you ever been to Manning Middle School?
Friend: No, I heard it’s good! And I really want to go!
Me: Get the fuck outta my house!!

by IminlovewithQueen May 11, 2019

Manning

Manning is when two or more men engage is a sexual act either kissing or giving him the D iykwim

Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed*

JJ: what?
Josh: You gonna start Manning him now mate?
Simon: Nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: allow it fam!

by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020

Manning

Manning is when two or more men engage in a sexual act of either kissing or giving him the D iykwim.

Josh: *sees JJ and Simon on the bed watching Netflix*
JJ: What?
Josh: Imma get out before you start Manning him.
Simon: nah mate you've violated it!
JJ: Allow it fam!

by Baby_carrort_77 October 23, 2020

Inverse Manning

A sex position very similiar to the flying manning, however using a reverse cowboy/girl instead.

A.F.: Dude, that chick looks kinda backwards
S.C.: Sounds like a prime recipient for the Inverse Manning

by Nachington December 2, 2010

evan manning

A young camp boy who loves to play around when no ones looking. He is always relaxed in a slouch position. But if you happen to give him a push he will get fast.

Oh boy isnt he just a Evan Manning

by Fartboy720 January 30, 2017

Peyton Manning

Greatest Quarterback of all Time

Peyton Manning is the GOAT

by ManningFan August 2, 2018