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monging

The act of just relaxing and chilling out, sometimes (though not necessarily) whilst or after having partaken in the smoking of Cannabis.

Monging usually takes place around the house however could occur in any comfortable exterior location of choice, e.g. sauna, field, hottub, etc.

Origin presumed to be from mong as in the act that such a person performs.
I'm gonna go mong for a bit.

He's just been monging about all day.

She just mongs all day, never does any work.
by CS84 July 7, 2007
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Manning

6'4 230 pound quarter back with a laser rocket arm
"They're not saying booooo, they're saying mooooovers" -Peyton Manning
by jwelsh March 24, 2007
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MANDINGO

the double-double cheeseburger wrapped into a burrito animal style with the special sauce only sold on the In N Out special menu in California.
Damm, I'm so hungry! Let's go to In N Out n order some Mandingos!
by mandingo92 August 17, 2010
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Manning

Quite possible the sweetest name on Earth. Signifies athletic ability especially in areas such as football.
Oh look at that Manning over yonder, they are totally dominating the game.
by Carrie Anderson May 17, 2006
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Managing Member

When one white male inserts his erect penis into another latino male's anus (doggy style) and reaches around to grab the other persons penis and then berates the latino male being penetrated by calling them homosexual if they have an erection as well
Cornelius Pumpernickel totally managed my member last night if you know what I mean !!!

-Managing Member
by Alyx7 March 10, 2020
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The Manning Principal

The idea that smaller breasts are better for playing with, especially for the person being touched. This phenomenon occurs because all breasts have the same amount of nerve endings, meaning that smaller breasts are more sensitive over less of an area.
Kyle: "Bro, why are you still dating that girl? She got them small boobs."
George: "Haven't you heard of The Manning Principal? Smaller ones are better!"
by Albert Manning January 7, 2015
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The Manning

The act of manoeuvring ones testicles and anus directly on the face of a unsuspecting person, with the penis resting on top of the head.
by Scottymarvel September 15, 2016
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