Mangerbating

Angrily masturbating, masturbating while angry

Noun: mangurbation

Last night I was mangerbating

by Mish da bish May 9, 2014

Managerial Clomp

You know when the manager is walking down the hall because of the way they "clomp" when they walk

I'm glad I peeped that managerial clomp or I would have got caught marinatin on urban dictionary while paper chasin!!!

by smither614 April 24, 2009

magnert

n. Someone--usually female--who continually attracts unwanted/creepy sexual attention and no normal attention. Fusion of pervert and magnet (though reversed).

The person does not necessarily have to be attractive.

"That creepy guy kept commenting on her 'sweet, sweet, sexy' legs that were propped up on the desk. Mary is so unlucky; she's such a magnert."

by orixa April 28, 2010

Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011

mandersnatch

a term used to describe someone with resting grimace face.

She's so cool once she drops the mandersnatch

by Ropertamenson November 30, 2021

uber mange

Over the top, showy, unnecessarily pretentious, more than necessary

John: Did you hear that Tom has got a new red Ferarri, even though he can't drive yet?

Ralph: How uber mange!

by utensils February 3, 2012

Assistant Manager

Manager that tells store manager all the siq gossip

Alex is the assistant manager so she snitches on the sales associates

by mwatson615 June 9, 2016