Mangrove Mask

When someone takes a shit on your face and rubs it in with their butt cheeks to make a lovely spa quality mask.

She was feeling the need for a good facial, and he gave her a mangrove mask.

by Rellim Annasus February 10, 2009

Manfrotto

When a man tucks both testicles and entire scrotum into a woman's anus (reverse tea bag) during intercourse. This serves as a bungee of sorts and allows for faster re-insertion after the back-stroke.

I Manfrottoed Alissa Milano last night. She has the best sphincter control.

by Dr. Manfrotto October 22, 2009

manfold

A man's billfold, although generally larger than a 'wallet'.

Honey, your manfold is overflowing with condoms.

by whydoIhavetocreateaname November 11, 2005

manfool

A word that is used in a zombies comic cipher

The Manfool Seeks Redemption. He Will Not Find It.

by BoiFag69 April 18, 2018

Mangrove Snapper

Noun. Eligible girls in or from the coastal Florida area.

"This bar is crawling with mangrove snapper!"

by DukesofGAME May 17, 2017

Manfolio

A girl's portfolio of men she has been with. If your manfolio sucks, you can improve at any time by adding hotties.

So ladies, let's take a stand...improve all manfolios worldwide!!! You can always do better! Tell only worthy guys that you need to add them to your manfolio!

I need to add that guy to my manfolio asap!
My manfolio for 2008 will be much better than 2007.

by New Lingo January 6, 2008

Mankrob

a Mankrob is the act of placing your stretched out anus over the penis of a somehow unsuspecting male (perhaps sleeping nude, or drunk and has been undressed.) It is a mankrob regardless of whether orgasm is achieved, although there is a certain element of emphasis on the orgasm of the victim.

sleeping peacefully on the couch, Kyle had no idea David had pulled out his schlong and Mankrobbed him until it was too late.

by MisterSpeed August 15, 2006