Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

by Cherry picker August 25, 2019

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Rubber mallet

A dummy

In a shed full of sharp tools you are the rubber mallet.

by G Moon November 3, 2020

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Related Words

Mahlet • manlet • mathlete • Mallet • mallet head • mahler • manlette • Mapleton • madlet • mahilet

{Seen on a drone aerial video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµṁ#Ø£€** to your ṕ€nµs

♪ Some ass mallet pee'd on a fembot!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony September 17, 2021

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Maglet

Sex that lasts less than a minute. Premature ejaculation.

Tammy: "How was the sex with that guy?"

Jessie: "don't waste your time. I was with him one night, and he pulled a maglet both times"

by johnnysgirl February 25, 2009

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MABLETON

A Town Where EVERY ONE Is Fake, People Talk Shit But Nothing Ever Pops Off. These Niggaz Think They GHETTO. FUCK MBT

JOHN: HEY Juan LETS FIGHT
Juan: NAww Foo Im Sorry I Was Talkin Shit, Lets Be Friends, Remember We Are From Mableton

by MBT RESIDENT May 3, 2009

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MALLET

The mallet is a term best used to describe someone with an odd "mallet shaped head of a penis.

NOT NECCESSARILY INDICATIVE OF A LARGE GURTH, MORE CONCERNED WIV A RATHER LARGE HEAD.

Shay has a mallet, Timmy mallet has a mallet

Shay done lydia but she just couldnt handle the mallet, however she watch timmy mallets mallet on tv regularly.

by FERNZ December 1, 2006

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