cleetus maggot

Braggard, Someone who will try to one-up any story or event that ANYONE else is talking about.

Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?

Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.

by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006

Cunt Maggot

The insects produced after you have gone at your girlfriend with salami, pepperoni, etc. and she has failed to clean house correctly.

A term of endearment used to describe my best friends.

There was this chick I knew in school, nicknamed brown trout, guess why - when she forgot to clean out, she got cunt maggots!

Matthew is always such a superdouche, but on occasion, he's able to reach the level of cunt maggotry.

by Brown Kau March 5, 2009

Maggot

Used in Australia to describe when someone is extremely drunk. More often than not, very close to passing out.

Amy: "Have you seen how maggot Kyle is?" Jodie: "yeh he is one drunk ass mofo!"

by Kyle Magile May 25, 2007

green maggot

An army issue sleeping bag.

Did you remember your green maggot?

by Silver_lining November 26, 2007

Toots magoots

A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.

Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!

by RedGreenJr February 27, 2016

maggot family

the family next door to you in your trailer park who live off of welfare checks and child support from thier dead-beat spouse, who are too cheap to legally devorce and spend all thier money on crack and booze, and often neglects their children, and live in a trailer of about 10 people, and take shits in thier bathtub after their toilet overflows, and whos cleanliness is often un-bearable. Whos mother is a crack-whore, and has booty-do, and whos ass is wider than her shoulders are.

The people next door.

by your name May 8, 2004

Maggot

An insanley devoted follower of Nu Metal band Slipknot, and damn proud of it. Not to be confuzed with a fan of Slipknot.

Slipknot Fan A: Dude, I just bought the new Slipknot CD last night!
Slipknot Fan B: Nice!

Maggot A: Dude, I just bought a pair of Corey Taylor's (lead singer) old underwear on eBay last night!
Maggot B: (sic)! Too bad that fucker sold out.
Maggot A: Yes, very sad indeed.

by Disasterpiece January 6, 2008