vending machine

evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)

u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!

by grisha July 16, 2003

MacHack

Now known as A.D.H.O.C, MacHack was a conference for Macintosh programmers that began in 1986. Some 'hacks' that emerged from the MacHack sessions were implemented in later versions of MacOS. Recently renamed because of the negative connotations of 'hack' in the media.

Drank some Jolt Cola when I went to MacHack, stayed up all night and screwed up the stack...

by jGNE man November 20, 2004

Machiko

Female guitarist and vocalist of popular Japanese underground punk rock group Machikara.

Quite self consciously named her band after herself - 'Machi-kara' means from the city (machi), and she now writes the Japanese character for city for the 'Machi' character in her name.

The band name could mean 'from Machi(as in Machiko)', so it's one of the vainest band names I've heard. Some Japanese people don't even know this connection.

She's basically Japan's version of Avril Lavigne. But she writes her own songs :P

Shiroi hana no uta ga anata no mimi ni todokimasuka?

by Yu-chan June 15, 2005

machinegun guy

A guy on tom clancys rainbow six vegas that kills you unexpectedly with a machinegun.

I almost beat terrorist hunt but then i got killed buy machinegun guy.

by Aritakeclan April 17, 2009

machine gun laugh

when someone laughs like a machine gun. A laugh that is very choppy.

the boy had a machine gun laugh.
it sounded like a machine gun.

by OSNyoufunny September 10, 2009

Bate Machine

A computer used solely for masturbating.

The bate machine only has porn websites in the history.

by Tturdburgthe1st April 1, 2009

Guido Machine

A car (usually crappy import 4 cylinder or domestic equiv) driven by a sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area. Usually outfitted with ridiculous rims, a ridiculous spoiler, etc, etc.

Damn, look at that disgusting guido machine.

by Douchebaggierie February 28, 2010