Fucked my utterly butterly up

a minor result of a major accident

"trevor did you get hurt when you were hit by that car?"
"no, but it fucked my utterly butterly up

by bigbadad February 23, 2008

Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny

Why are you being such a dickriding buttjockey? Stop being a dickriding buttjockey. Gosh I friggen hate dickriding buttjockey’s. You buttjockey :(

Obama isn’t a buttriding dickjockey, he’s a dickriding buttjockey. So Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020

mix my peanut butter

to "toss a salad" while cumming all over the floor of the room. Difficult to time properly, unless of course you are one of those guys who can get off just thinking about it.

Liia: I let Andrew mix my peanut butter sooo good last night!!
Josh: You are weird.

by pntmixer4000 December 15, 2008

My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

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My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Don't get my biscuit buttered

A variation of 'Don't get me started'. Possibly originated from the YouTuber Carter Folian.

Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Oh, don't get my biscuit buttered with that.

by V1nny_211 March 16, 2026

Makes My Ass Crave Buttermilk

The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.

Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!

by thefozinator October 29, 2011

Dipped my Cob in Butter

The act of sticking your penis into a dripping wet vagina.

Boooiii ... I dipped my cob in butter last night!

by MK_Ultra1980 March 8, 2019