A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.
"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "
by Russell November 13, 2003
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Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.
The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.
The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.
by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005
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A person who has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or recreational drugs. Sometimes exhibiting unwelcome behaviour. Often associated with punk or anarchist subcultures. See Munter
1. Dave is so fucking muntered! We should put him in the recovery position.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.
by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010
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Get the muther fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane mug.1: Would you rather be a donkey or a matter baby?
2: What's a matter baby?
1: Nothing much how about you?
2: What's a matter baby?
1: Nothing much how about you?
by yoinketh June 1, 2020
Get the matter baby mug.Someone who is ambitious, outgoing, passionate and handsome. Someone who will try to sweep you off your feet and try to impress you with his charms. He is a gentlemen and loves to have fun in his life. He is a hard worker and appreciates those who do the same. He is respectful to most people around him.
Person A: That guy right there...he is a hard worker and outgoing too. Is there a name for people like him?
Person B: Yeah, in French they call him a Mitteran.
Person B: Yeah, in French they call him a Mitteran.
by Kitkat38716 August 1, 2012
Get the Mitteran mug.Sexual relations. Used in Hamlet. A pun on the word "cunt." One of the few dirty jokes in Shakespeare that high school kids immediately get.
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