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Hairy mutt

When a girl doesnt shave her puss and leaves a forest down stairs. These girls are considered filthy, Yet plenty of men love a good hairy mutt
"Yeah i asked my girlfriend not to shave her mutt, now its a hairy Mutt"

"Hey Toni i can see your pubic hairs, shave ya hairy mutt!!"

"Last night i put my face in my sisters hairy mutt"

"Hey John can you shave my hairy mutt?"
by Sloppy Rig July 7, 2012
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mutton chops

Sideburns that have grown to a size at which they have overtaken the edges of the face and are working their way towards each other. Possibly the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears.
Check out those mad mutton chops, i bet they keep his ears warm.
by S Dizzle January 12, 2004
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Mutatonomine

V - An ancient Japanese sex move that was first attempted by the two mighty dragons Opai, and Hentai.

This aged move begins with a female lying down in a star-position. The two men (who must have a penis sized 13 inches or larger) then shove their penises into the woman's nipple. The woman then tilts her legs backwards over her shoulders. The third man then takes a funnel and inserts it into the woman's clitoris. Rubbing on the erogenous zone, while the same man then ejaculates into the funnel. This process wil continue for two hours, and every ten minute, each man rotates positions.

This move concludes with the woman's pubic area resulting with a reddish colour, and bumpy texture, and leaves the nipple opened and sore.

WARNING: Do not attempt the Mutatonomine unless you are a trained professional. Doing so will be at your own risk. If you are to attempt it, it may result in the death of two or more people.
Dude 1: "Yo man, I'm going to try the mutatonomine on my girlfriend later this week."

Dude 2: "Careful, I hear that shit is hardcore."
by Gluppet December 11, 2010
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muttations

Word used in The Hunger Games written by Suzanne Collins. A Capitol made animal that is supernatural. Sort of like a mutations, but pronounced with the "mutt" sound.
Katniss: The wolf muttations in the arena gnawed Cato to a bloody death.
by erabelleodair July 31, 2012
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Spicy Mutumbo

Forgetting to wash your grubby paws after eating some chicken wings and then accidentally burning a clitoris while fingering.
Dave once accidentally spicy mutumbo-ed his future wife when he finger painted tabasco sauce on his girlfriend's vagina. There were no survivors.
by Lester Playcool January 2, 2011
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feelings mutual

When you have the same feeling about someone as they have towards you.
My girlfriend hated my ex, and the feelings mutual.
by Tajayhb December 18, 2017
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Mutuma'd

When someone get's a Par that is worse then a double Par but not as bad as a silence/ended.
Person 1: Eugh.....that stinks.

Person 2:So's your face!

Group: Ah.......you got Mutuma'd

Person 2: (Smiling)
by Jokerzonhigh April 26, 2011
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