moist mosquito

This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.

"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"

by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017

mosquito wallpaper

The pattern of squashed dead mosquitos on your bedroom walls attained through killing them with a folded newspaper on a hot summer night.

Oh, boy, i hardly got any sleep last night. I was painting the mosquito wallpaper till 3 am. Damn things were all over the place.

by xrayspex1978 July 27, 2010

Honey Mosquito

A yellow bumbler out in the yard who stings good doggoes and gives em a big ol swell.

Brandon:"dude what happened to your dog?"
Jeff:"he got stung by a honey mosquito."
Brandon:"aw that sucks, he might need to see the vet."

by yaboidogpetter July 6, 2018

Baghdad Mosquito

A compilation of news sources dealing with the middle East, it is put together by the U.S. government and used by HTT (Human Terrain Team) members and other military personnel to keep abreast of current events and local sentiment.

Source: declassified HTT training manual.

Let's read the latest issue of the"Baghdad Mosquito" to learn what's going on in the Middle East.

by Ats1rtnay August 2, 2011

Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.

Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.

by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020

anal mosquito

Using an enema for sexual practice

Jannet enjoyed the anal mosquito Jack preformed on her the other night.

by Leechless May 14, 2015

human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

by RasSpoa July 24, 2021