Mortifier

he idiot who smoke weed and date homeless dogs

Gay Mortifier

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by RATSAREGAY February 15, 2019

Trigger Mortis

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.

Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!

by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

fishin' mortician

A mortician that enjoys fishing.

That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Mortition

This is when you get a friend that you need revenge on really drunk and take them to the morg. You get a girl out of one of the storage compartments and put her on a bed or table. Tell your friend she wants him to eat her out. After he starts punch the dead person in the stomach to allow the gases to release. This will cause your friend to pass out until the morning in which he will find himself waking up to an extremely awkward moment.

I swear to God. One day I am going to give that kid a mortition.

by Bob Pruett December 28, 2007

morii

FINNNNEEEEE ASF GIRL she super smart she has hoes n she got a fat ass thick asf got hoes all on her she's a really sweet nice caring person but don't get on her bad side or you gone het yo ass beat

Dammmmmmmnnn look I at morii fine ass

by Smdd October 25, 2017

velox mortis

Latin for "swift death"

While playing CoD2 i gave joe a case of velox mortis with a shot to the head.

by Napoleon.bk January 3, 2006

mortimer

Man who helps others. One who is selfless. This man is a great leader always willing to help others. He is loyal and careing. Also a man who loves Saki.

Man that guy helped me get rank 5 he is very mortimer.

by Kalei July 25, 2008