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Missouri Arch

This is a sex position involving 3 people. A male stands up, legs slightly spread in an arch, and two others stand, sucking on his cock and anus. The man starts shitting and the partner sucking the anus eats it while jacking off the standing man, meanwhile the partner sucking the cock gives him a sick BJ.
Jim: "Just got a Missouri arch from Carla and Dayna the other day"
Kevin: "WHO THE HELL CARES? THAT IS DISGUSTING! GET OUT!"
by King Zorvaxovich August 17, 2017
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missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.
Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied
by beanyboi July 30, 2018
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Missouri Misery

When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between
Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .

person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!
by jclkdjdslkjdlsfkj July 10, 2019
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missouri girl

Usually blonde. Usually brown eyes. Mormon has a stubborn personality and thinks she has arizona girl qualities. Also has fair skin and pertruding lips that are nice and full
She's got a missouri girl smile
by Dragonlover47 December 16, 2017
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missouri oilpan

A sexual situation that includes 1 tranny and 2 males. The tranny is doing one male doggystyle while the other guy is standing over said male facing the tranny getting a blow job.
Dude that chick looks like a tranny, (Greg) yea me n Chad gave it a Missouri Oilpan last week.
by the Rickmanator April 10, 2017
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missouri slurpee

When you bust a load so large in a girl that it's practically like a slurpee when you shove a straw in there and sip.
I made myself the best Missouri Slurpee last night!
by Eagle1vazquez November 15, 2017
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O’Fallon Missouri

The worst place to live. One day it’s summer, the other day it’s winter.
Oh you live in O’Fallon missouri? Must fuckin suck lmao
by YungJoeTheYoungan February 6, 2020
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