Billings Missouri

Billings a city full of a bunch of hillbilly crack hoès that eat at the same resterant every Tuesday and Thursday night not really good at much but great at drinking and partying

Jim: Yeah Crack-head Carl lives out yonder in the Ol’ farm house in the outskirts of Billings Missouri

Sara: Oh yeah the old Johnson place

by Dankest_Of_Memes November 29, 2018

Missouri Misery

When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between

Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .

person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!

by jclkdjdslkjdlsfkj July 10, 2019

Missouri Weather

Absolutely unreal weather. It'll be 80° one day and then the next It'll be raining and under 40°

Garrett: Man, this weather is awful.

Toby: That's missouri weather for you.

by Jesterr___ May 10, 2022

missouri slurpee

When you bust a load so large in a girl that it's practically like a slurpee when you shove a straw in there and sip.

I made myself the best Missouri Slurpee last night!

by Eagle1vazquez November 15, 2017

Neosho, Missouri

Never heard of us that’s ok you aren’t missing much...sonic is the place to eat, Walmart is the hang out, and sometimes you’ll find us at the old car wash when it raining, you want heroine we got it, you got a truck well than spend what little money you make on the shit box and rev it up, Brandon needs to tell his parents (Kyle and Britny) to us a rubber cause they aren’t helping Society, Oh and the three Mexican and two Chinese restaurants are the only “nice” places to eat but to mix it up we get the Choice of Dennis, tornados naw we call them naders (“bring your lawn chairs and you can watch for them naders with us next storm I’ve got enough deer for the bunch of us and we can let the kids can ride there bikes”) dad likes to say, and best not forget joe dirt is our idol!!! Hope ya come and visit soon!

Guy1: where you from

Guy2: Neosho, Missouri

Guy1: oh...that one place full of Nader watchin, shit box driven crazy rednecks?

by 417432 May 12, 2020

O’Fallon Missouri

The worst place to live. One day it’s summer, the other day it’s winter.

Oh you live in O’Fallon missouri? Must fuckin suck lmao

by YungJoeTheYoungan February 6, 2020

missouri girl

Usually blonde. Usually brown eyes. Mormon has a stubborn personality and thinks she has arizona girl qualities. Also has fair skin and pertruding lips that are nice and full

She's got a missouri girl smile

by Dragonlover47 December 16, 2017