Missouri Weather

Absolutely unreal weather. It'll be 80° one day and then the next It'll be raining and under 40°

Garrett: Man, this weather is awful.

Toby: That's missouri weather for you.

by Jesterr___ May 10, 2022

missouri slurpee

When you bust a load so large in a girl that it's practically like a slurpee when you shove a straw in there and sip.

I made myself the best Missouri Slurpee last night!

by Eagle1vazquez November 15, 2017

Missouri Mattress

The act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.

Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!

by Missouri Mattress March 1, 2015

Missouri Misery

When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between

Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .

person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!

by jclkdjdslkjdlsfkj July 10, 2019

missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.

Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied

by beanyboi July 30, 2018

Big Missouri

Fuckin Big fuckin Missouri what the fuck were you expecting like holy shit.
Also ig im from there ig

Look! We just arived in the fuckin HUGEEE state of BIG MISSOURI!

by Flobloklok June 23, 2021

missouri girl

Usually blonde. Usually brown eyes. Mormon has a stubborn personality and thinks she has arizona girl qualities. Also has fair skin and pertruding lips that are nice and full

She's got a missouri girl smile

by Dragonlover47 December 16, 2017