Mattress Back

The name you give a person who spends a lot of time on their back (on a mattress).

My sister is the Greater Southwestern Mattress Back

by Fagadactol March 14, 2020

Missouri Mattress

The act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.

Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!

by Missouri Mattress March 1, 2015

Mattress Cracking

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.

Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!

by mjmnz April 3, 2022

Mattress hockey

An imaginary activity touted by a bald 40-something year old to have made his melon void of hair.

Dude, "mattress hockey" lead to the loss of my hair though.

by cusefan001 February 21, 2013

Mattress matriarch

The opposite of a pillow princess; someone, usually female, willing to exclusively give during sexual activity

I’m okay with any mattress matriarchs for our sex cult.

by BJmama69 October 3, 2021

mattress music

Music that people listen to while having sex.

This Chris Brown album is good but it's mostly mattress music.

by BobbyHerf March 28, 2016

Mattress Toy

Someone you just have sex with. No plans of any thing else.

When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.

When are you moving Melinda in?

Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.

I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.

by Whitehammer40 March 11, 2020