by Fagadactol March 14, 2020
Get the Mattress Back mug.Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!
by Missouri Mattress March 1, 2015
Get the Missouri Mattress mug.Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?
Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!
Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!
by mjmnz April 3, 2022
Get the Mattress Cracking mug.by cusefan001 February 21, 2013
Get the Mattress hockey mug.The opposite of a pillow princess; someone, usually female, willing to exclusively give during sexual activity
by BJmama69 October 3, 2021
Get the Mattress matriarch mug.by BobbyHerf March 28, 2016
Get the mattress music mug.Someone you just have sex with. No plans of any thing else.
When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.
When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.
When are you moving Melinda in?
Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.
I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.
Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.
I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.
by Whitehammer40 March 11, 2020
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