Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.

You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.

by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025

Mattress huffer

AKA pillow biter. A homosexual male.

"Ayo, did you hear Jeremy came out the closet? Lowkey mattress huffer."

by Illadelphg2 July 3, 2025

mattress kitten

A girl who stays in bed all day just being cute.

Steph spent every Saturday being a mattress kitten.

by MattressKitten November 26, 2025

mind over mattress

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.

On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015

widower's mattress

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

by Emma85 February 10, 2007

Frat Mattress

Someone who gets around, and often sleeps with members of a fraternity.

Person #1: Let's do some word association. Frat Mattress.
Person #2: Whitney
Person #1: Why?
Person #2: Because it just seems to fit.

or

Whitney is such a frat mattress.

by rusty bellige March 31, 2009

Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

by JambaJews December 23, 2008