Math 

People who like math do meth

"Ew that guy takes math class! Call the cops!"

Math by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Math 

Math is a very important skill but is also mentally horrible for kids brains because it's so fucking annoying and nobody likes it (Accept Geeks) It's also abuses children and makes them think school is boring, and this can happened to any human.

M-MENTAL
A-ABUSE
T-TO
H-HUMANS

Without a working knowledge of abstract or applied math, geeks wouldn't know how to seamlessly set up an online Wittypedia like Urban Dictionary—math is a necessary evil that allows us to enjoying the good things in life.

Math by _Ice_Wolf_Gaming November 9, 2018

Math 

Something that causes internal and external hate. You will love everything else but dread this one word. The actions that follow with it are horrifying. I apologize for anybody who partakes in this subject in the schooling environment. You're in my prayers...
lol i just failed my coordinate algebra test

me: "I want to kill myself"
someone: "why"
me: "math"

Math by AddieIsGay<3 November 14, 2018

math 

A class made to show students that they are stupid. Students in this class are often found dead by the end of the first 10 minutes of class, due to the newly discovered disease, Mathaphobia. This is a teenage epidemic which scientists are racing to solve.

Sally bought Gucci pants for 60000000 dollars. Jill bought Louis Vuitton for 292929 dollars. Sam bought Dolce and Gabanna for 28281 dollars. Peter bought Burberry for 5555 dollars. X bought y for z c. Can you solve for x, y, z, c? X is the name of the rich spoiled kid buying, y is the totally useless company, z is the amount of money spent and c is the currency the money was in. Remember, this question is worth 110% of your math grade!

math by Lil Pump 12 December 14, 2018

Math 

M=mental
A=abuse
T=to
H=humans
MATH is mental abuse to humans

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I will never do math NEVER!!!

Math by MoonlightRavenclaw January 22, 2019

Math 

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Teacher: Time to study math
Me: Nope *leaves room*
Teacher: Why are you going
Me: because its Mental Abuse To Humans and I don't believe in Abuse!

Math by Dora The Destroyer January 24, 2019

Math 

M-Mental
A-Abuse
T-To
H-Humans

Math is not good for you. It is mental abuse to humans.

Math by SomeRandomTurtle February 7, 2019