Mcdonalds

The best way to get Diabetes and heart disease
It will make u look like big chungus
And if you eat it for a month straight you gonna die.
Your also gonna get no girls if u male unless u gay than idk and no men if u girl unless u gay

Mcdonalds has like cow eyeballs in there meat

by Aidqn December 14, 2021

mcdonalding

the act of masturbating while sleeping next to your younger brother

“omg she told me she was mcdonalding last night!”

by bigtittiecomittie October 17, 2019

Pastor Maldonado

a stupid racing driver. A Danger to everyone .

Every F1 Fan

" Pastor Maldonado is a a danger to everyone"

by Your Mum's m8 August 15, 2014

McDonalds

Shit served in plastic containers.

by watchmedie July 20, 2003

old mcdonald

The baddest mother fucker around! He owns a farm and animals and shit.

Old McDonald will cut you deep, dude!

by Matty Boom Bomm August 16, 2006

McDonald's Internet

Synonymous for a shitty internet connection. The term was coined by Irish gamer DaithiDeNogla on a Call Of Duty: Zombies match when fellow Irish gamer The Terroriser was having connection issues.

*two guys playing Counter Strike*
Man 1: Dude, why do you keep lagging?!
Man 2: It's my McDonald's Internet, it's making me lag.

by Iamthe1337teh1337er April 8, 2016

Pulling a Colin McDonald

"Pulling a Colin McDonald" consists of an individual proposing the idea of not completing his or her homework on time yet asking the teacher for an extension with the assumption that full credit will be given.

"He's doing Chapter 15, wasn't that due last year?"

"Yeah, he's pulling a Colin Mcdonald; and you know what, I bet he'll get full credit"

by asdfghjlqwertiwndhnjndknvcxknl February 12, 2013