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Lori Lightfooted

1: The inability to partake in social events or outings in response to Lori Lightfoot's extensive safety countermeasures enacted, aimed towards "flattening the covid curve". This is a term most applicable to those closer to downtown Chicago, but also to those who live within nearby areas.

Can also be shortened to just "Lightfooted", however this is an actual word with a totally different meaning. In this case, "Lightfooted" must be used in a bummed tone.
We would've gone to the club for my birthday, but we were Lori Lightfooted
by CrippiEinstein April 14, 2020
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A light switch

Jacksfilms (a Youtuber) Asks for funny answers to questions on his "YAIY"(Yesterday, I asked you) series. Most answers are acquainted with light switches.
Jacksfilms: What turns you on?
Every commenter: A light switch
by Kennybunkport September 18, 2016
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light yagami

a gay ass closeted twink from the anime/manga "death note." he dates misa amane to cover up the fact that he is a raging homosexual with a huge crush on his rival, L lawliet.
person 1: light yagami is a f*ggot
person 2: yeah
by lawli3t February 10, 2021
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Back Porch Light

The act of penetrating a pen light fully into someone's ass while the light is on and facing out. Then turning out the lights in the room creating total darkness except for the back porch light.
Bengy went over to Harvey's house last night and left the Back Porch Light on all night.
by Glenegade March 3, 2011
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Lighter taxer

Australian term for someone who pockets your lighter during a group session of smoking miscellaneous herbs with a bong. Usually done by accident.
Omg where's my lighter? Davo must have taxed it when he left. What a lighter taxer!
by Wired Infidel August 13, 2010
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Light bread

A pampered, punk ass, white boy who spent the 80s listening to Rick Ashley’s “never gonna give you up” but thinks he’s a hard ass because he slums with those less fortunate than him.
He’s just another spoiled light bread who tries to gain street CRED by slumming with the workingman.
by Imsparticus March 31, 2021
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Green Light Redemption

Someone performs Green Light Redemption when they have been honked at for sitting at a green light for too long after it changed from red. In order to make up for sitting at the light for too long, they will speed off and stay about two car lengths ahead of the person who honked at them.
"The light has been green for two seconds. We better see some intense Green Light Redemption for this shit."
*honks*
by oyeemily August 11, 2009
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