sex lotion 

lube

"hey, you got any sex lotion"

sex lotion by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

Ass Lotion 

When you fill your girlfriend/ wife’s asshole full of lotion and begin a pounding; after you cum, you take that same lotion and rub it all over her body.

Hey babe, do you want some of that ass lotion tonight?

Ass Lotion by StinkyPinky69 June 21, 2021

*sighs* grabs lotion 

idk neither help ahh so like yh but like srly can someone explain

person 1 hi
person 2 *sighs* grabs lotion

*sighs* grabs lotion by yoongisrighttiddie August 7, 2020

Putting the lotion in the basket 

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

Putting the lotion in the basket by Nat Turner September 15, 2008

baby death lotion 

A certain lotion smells especially wonderful, although it has yet to be noticed by others.

Get that baby death lotion away! Its burning my eyes!

baby death lotion by I must worship the izz... July 25, 2008

puts the lotion in the basket 

What Hypothermia does

Hypothermia: it puts the lotion in the basket.

puts the lotion in the basket by dan July 15, 2003

Emotion Lotion 

A comical/slang phrase used to describe a mans sperm or semen.

Claudia was surprised by the sheer amount of Emotion Lotion Ted deposited on her Face!

Emotion Lotion by Roooster March 13, 2015