Lobby Purgatory

Lobby Purgatory is when you're playing a game and you're stuck in the game's lobby for huge amounts of time or even forever. Most common game for this to happen is Landfall Games' April fools 2018 joke "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds"

Jim: Why hasn't the game loaded yet?
Bob: You must be stuck in Lobby Purgatory.
Jim: *leaves game*
Bob: OH GOD STOP
Jim: *dies*
Bob: *dies*

by Lilhappi June 14, 2018

lobby kid

A group of sarcastic females that has zero f*cks to give.... they are loyal to their group of friends and are happy to just hang out .... Doesn't need attention or crave popularity . The lobby kids are the greatest people you'll ever meet.

You can always find the lobby kids hanging out at the gym or a park.

by Literallymylife May 23, 2016

Lobby Connect

to be fired discreetly

Sam "Hey you have a lobby connect meeting tomorrow with the boss man."
Josh "Ugh, thats the third job this month!"

by V0!D May 11, 2020

Lobby

An area just inside the entrance of a building where you wait for people to get their crap together.

"I'm tired of waiting in this lobby."
"Wait in the lobby while I check us in Jimmy."

by Guideplay June 20, 2020

in her lobby

Fucking

Jen is so hot. I was in her lobby last week, solid piece of ass

by Urban Definer 69 August 22, 2020

lobby language

A programming language that students of an institution is forced to learn based on business dealings in the programming department.

The programming language is usually never used outside of the class in the real world.

Have you heard of that lobby language eiffel?

by alienist October 24, 2020

Lobby then jack

Go drinking with your friend, Max

“Let’s lobby then jack”

by Awacswarrior October 25, 2020