When driving, the act of straddling two lanes. Especially useful in areas where signage or road markings are poor, and in unfamiliar urban areas where committing to a single lane could cause a wrong turn or other mistake.
"There are people behind us who want to pass."
"I'm not sure if I need to go straight or bear left, so I'm planning to do both until I figure it out."
"You're pulling an epic lane onion."
"I'm not sure if I need to go straight or bear left, so I'm planning to do both until I figure it out."
"You're pulling an epic lane onion."
by Raser March 8, 2010
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When you let a friend borrow an object or possession without the intention of returning it, however if the original owner needs the object back for any reason, being able to reclaim it.
by mrblacksburger January 13, 2010
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"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
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Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.
He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.
He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Thomas Lane is the only innocent cop involved in George Floyd's death, the other three assholes are guilty.
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