lapstab

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.

by Jared L September 12, 2005

Lapscaping

verb trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)

Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.

by Holly M S July 4, 2010

Lapscock

The opposite of capslock; that is, never capitalizing anything, even when to do so would be gramatically correct.

Often used by teenage girls and lazy people, can be seen accompanied by letter abuse.

hey guys, i got held up by luke. i'll be there soonnn!

sorry for the lapscock, my shift key is broken.

by Gypsydiver December 7, 2010

Lapel Pin Patriotism

When one values empty gestures and political rhetoric over substance or logical argument.

If there was anymore lapel pin patriotism on this news network they'd start shitting eagle eggs.

by Dollar Billy October 2, 2012

lapeltriot

People who claim to be patriots because they pin a flag on their lapel. In reality, such people care only about their personal agendas, and have no regard for the future or integrity of the nation or constituents they're supposed to serve.

That lapeltriot thinks the 'federalist papers' are the rolls you find in the stalls of the men's room on the hill. ... and he uses them in much the same manner.

by gapabba July 25, 2017

Lapeno

A Lapino is a half eaten Jalepeno

That damn brother of mine are my Jalepeno... Now it's just a Lapeno

by TheDylanMan July 20, 2020

Lasebas

Lasebas, also known as LMYT, LarsemannYT, LasebasYT etc. Is a Minecraft, Gta and Rocket League gamer.

He goes on the school called Bangsund Skole. In Namsos Kommune, Norway.

His friend, Datamasqin is cool

Lasebas e dårli i minecraft.

by Datamasqin Services November 24, 2020