Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS)

When you haven’t seen a puss puss for a while and you start to yearn.

person 1:*shivers*
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”

by Queen Breezy September 27, 2020

lack of booty makes you moody

When you don't have a big butt and you get mad over it

"You're annoying!!"
"Well, lack of booty makes you moody"
"Shutup"

by Blah ble blah June 21, 2014

what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks

discription of a man whom god has not graced with the good looks of Jared Leto but has given the bank balance of Bill Gates, thus making the aforementioned individual attractive.

"That Roman Abramovich, Chelsea football club owner, jeeze, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks."

"Oh good Lord, that Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks, kinda."

by Karen Duff January 28, 2007

Caught Lacking

One way someone is Caught Lacking is when they try to rush a relationship, but then turn around and act like they aren't ready.

Sophia was caught lacking when she broke things off with Phoebe, after trying to rush their relationship.

by DoneWitThisSh!t October 1, 2023

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra

Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night

by Urmun October 25, 2018

Lacking

Getting caught looking at a women’s pair in the middle or a man’s third leg!

I caught you lacking bro!

by CircusGoat May 9, 2022

Chex lack

When someone is tired after getting off a plane because they missed the attendant giving them Chex/ Snacks.

Hey babe, sorry I’ve been quiet today; I’ve had a pretty severe case of Chex Lack since home from Cali yesterday. I had an absolute Debbie sitting next to me on the plane and she didn’t wake me up for snacks, she actually took mine instead, these

F**king lil Debbie’s maan..

by LilTotPred8r45 March 18, 2024