A short way if saying a person has a small penis. Named after a man who had a very small penis and died while masturbating.
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An extremely big dick person, they are very smart when they want to, they're all very cocky in some aspects of life they're also in love with snow bunnies
by Zay10 December 25, 2016
Get the isaiah kemp mug.Kemp is the son of Martin Kemp and Shirlie Holliman. His mother was a backing vocalist for the 1980s duo Wham! and a member of Pepsi & Shirlie, whilst his father is mainly known for being in the band Spandau Ballet and was also an actor in the soap opera EastEnders and a footballer for Melchester Rovers in comic strip Roy of the Rovers. He is the youngest of two children, having an older sister, Harley Moon. Singer George Michael was his godfather.
Kemp currently presents the Trending Live! on 4Music.2 In 2016 Kemp joined The X Factor UK as the digital presenter and social media correspondent.3 He also co-hosts Nick Kicks on Nicktoons, the sister channel from Nickelodeon UK.
Since January 2017, he has co-presented 2Awesome on ITV2 with Vick Hope.4 He also presented The Hot Desk on ITV2. From 2 May 2017, Roman Kemp took over Capital FM London's breakfast show with Vick Hope. He narrated Bromans on ITV2 in 2017, in which his father played Emperor.5 He appeared in an episode of Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme. He took part in a celebrity edition of First Dates Stand Up to Cancer in November 2017.
In November 2017, he was the backstage reporter on Children in Need Rocks the 80s.
Kemp currently presents the Trending Live! on 4Music.2 In 2016 Kemp joined The X Factor UK as the digital presenter and social media correspondent.3 He also co-hosts Nick Kicks on Nicktoons, the sister channel from Nickelodeon UK.
Since January 2017, he has co-presented 2Awesome on ITV2 with Vick Hope.4 He also presented The Hot Desk on ITV2. From 2 May 2017, Roman Kemp took over Capital FM London's breakfast show with Vick Hope. He narrated Bromans on ITV2 in 2017, in which his father played Emperor.5 He appeared in an episode of Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme. He took part in a celebrity edition of First Dates Stand Up to Cancer in November 2017.
In November 2017, he was the backstage reporter on Children in Need Rocks the 80s.
by sasends December 4, 2017
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approach with caution and a pack of condoms
by Big Big Rob with a Big Big Nob October 21, 2019
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Get the Chyrin Kemp mug.This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.
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