Zoo Keeper

1.A man that macks on dat monkey
2.A man that chirps at dem bitches

Duuuuuuuuu, fam, you such a zoo keeper, when you funna throw dat monkey a banana?!

by Sammy 4ster February 3, 2007

keezer

A large man with a beard that he rarely trims. He wears a large leather jacket in the winter time and camo hardcore shorts during the summer.

He also enjoys partying very much.

"Yo you were at that party with keezer? Hell yeah son that niggas my homie!"

by cobaltzorz December 28, 2005

crypt keeper

That dirty old pervert who sits the entrance of the stage to harass dancers

If that crypt keeper touches me again I am Gunna break off his bony finger and shove it up his ass.

by Ted monster March 7, 2015

Kiefer

Pudding connoisseur.

Kiefer do you want some pudding? It is sooo good to try it!

by Pister April 2, 2011

Kiefer Sutherlands

The combination of smoking a "kiefer" bowl (smoking a weed bowl topped with kief. )and taking a shot of various alcohols in the process and the blowing out the smoke. Shooting "Kiefer Sutherlands" pays tribute to the great Jack Bauer of 24 and incompasses all the necessary ingredients to get muther fuckin crunked. Kiefer Sutherlands are done in "sets" of "3", the necessary amount to achieve a comfortable state of "crunkness"(and I have no medical proof to back that, just experience)
ENJOY THE GRAVEYARD!

I did a set of Kiefer Sutherlands last night and I got really fucked up... man I love that guy

by Dave G-bard February 3, 2006

climbers keepers

When ownership is transferred from one who has lost an item, to one who has found an item. This item must be in a tree or other climbable area.

"I heard that you found a fur coat in a tree, and I believe that it belongs to a friend of mine, and i'd like to give it back to him." "Sorry, climbers keepers."

by marsneedstowels November 15, 2009

kweefer sutherland

I reference to keefer sutherland being a vaginal fart....see kweef

she smells like kweefer sutherland

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006