st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used by vegans.

Yo Barbara, is your St. Micheal's kale gluten free?
No, but it is pretty lit and free range.

by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018

Kale Juice

A antisemitic mondegreen used on social media which is meant to avoid censorship when saying "Kill Jews".
This can be hateful, antisemitism, and is very insensitive.

Instagram Comment: Kale Juice
Reply: Based

by IAmNotARacistButARealist June 13, 2025

Kale Bennett

A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content

Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings

by starterpack February 13, 2025

Kale Cushing

A great looking guy who everyone either loves or hates. No in between. Plays football. Loves FSU.

Look at that hot ripped guy. Reminds me of “Kale Cushing”

by Definitelynotkale July 29, 2021

Kale

Kale is the most handsome boy ever and he is a simp(.)

Did you know KALE is simping over Noah Beck

by thesimper October 8, 2020

Kalee and tate

Two people who are too shy to talk but secretly have a huge crush that will blossom there freashman year,

Two shy lovers such as kalee and Tate

by Osup October 1, 2012

Kale

Not fat.

Kale is not fat

by That Homeless Kid June 29, 2020