Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else you’ll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.
Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.
I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.
I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.
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