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juggalo

an animal which can be found in a carnival. it is usually seen following an overweight clown. this animal survives on clown urine (faygo) and bad music (icp, kottonmouth kings, etc.) DO NOT FEED THE JUGGALO
Lulu: Hey! Wtf is that behind that ugly clown?

Hank: Ew! It's a juggalo! Quick! Don't let it smell your better taste in music.


Bubba: mah poppah hunted down sum juggalo fo' mommah and me to feast on. it tasted like garbage.
by omganegro June 26, 2008
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Juggalotus

another word for a truly down ass juggalo. Coined when the words "Juggalo" and "Dark Lotus" are mixed. a juggalotus is down fo life and holds the hatchet high.
I Truly Am A Juggalotus
by Grubb January 6, 2006
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Juggalo/Juggalette

SHUT UP! First point, juggalos are fucking gimps. The correct definition is somewho who is homosexually attracted to the Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos think they're proper hard and are always on about fuckin hatchets, i'd bet none of the juggalos in the world have ever commited an act of violence. They always on about being 'down with the clown' , what the fuck are you talking about, what, you like some clowns? good one retards. Juggsalos are thick pieces of shit who wouldn't know real music if it bit them on the ass. They pretend to be gangsta but my pet cat is more gangsta than them. Plus they paint their faces which in my opinion makes them as bad as fans of slipknot if not worse. IF YOU ARE A JUGGALO YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LITTLE BOY WHOS THINKS THEY'RE A GANGSTA. FUCK OFF.
juggalos enjoy face painting, perms and gay sex.
by FUCK YOU JUGGALOS February 23, 2005
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juggalo

First off, I am not a juggalo (here-on reffered to as "Clown College Dropout). They are a bunch of weiners who follow two Clown College Drop outs about, believing everyword they say and everything they do is divine. They will claim ICP has deep lyrics. But let me give you an example...From the song "Swallow this nut" And I quote, "My clown paint glows in the dark dont be scared
If somthin starts ticklin your ass its my beard" Unquote. Now, tell me does this sound intelligent and deep to you? I didn't think so. Now, back to Clown College Dropouts. Typically, they can be seen at the local mall, preaching about the evils of government and mainstream society, never realizing, mainstream society is the only reason ANYTHING exists. They can usually be heard spouting off to anyone wearing a shirt that says anything other than ICP on it, but when some one steps up, they run. If you want a better definition, see bitch.
Clown College Drop out : Man, have you heard that new ICP track?"

Non-retard : No man, ICP sucks.

Clown College Drop out : You just don't get it man,you ain't a juggalom your government is corrupting you, you just haven't found the dark carnival yet.

Non-retard : Whatever, suck my dick you faggot.
by Elduderino October 16, 2006
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juggalo

A man, usually of Mediterranean or Latin origin, who receives gifts from a woman in exchange for providing her with companionship and sex. Typically, this relationship involves a younger man and an older woman. The younger man will usually have a name like Carlo or Konstantine and he will regularly wax his scrotum and will under no circumstances ever button his shirt higher than his sternum.
"Man, there were a lot of juggalos at that ICP concert last night."
by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006
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Juggalo

A weak-minded individual that believes in a concept called "The Dark Carnival". These types of people are hard to explain. The best way of describing them could be ignorant (in some cases), the word dumb comes to mind, socially unaware of anything except their little groups (their family), or maybe, just maybe, sacred lives that just want something to believe in besides all the other bullshit in society.

I respect juggalos for having a descent taste in music. Psychopathic music is fucking wicked (of course), using great metaphors and verses and phrases that totally explain the point of view of someone who can't control their thought. For this, I think juggalos can be pretty respectable people.

Other than that....fuck those clowns.
A juggalo would say, "WOOP WOOP".........? The tard-call
by MFMITF February 6, 2009
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An idiot who has a bowl cut and wears clown make up. White trash.
"Hey look at that fat kid over there wearing JNCO's and an ICP shirt. What a juggalo moron."
by clowes September 10, 2008
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