Java

the best......OK IM DONE NOPE NOPE

REALLY GRAPE IM NOT DOING JAVA

by imnotsaying October 8, 2019

Java Drop

The deuce right after the first cup of coffee in the morning

Bro, that Java Drop from Starbucks hits way harder than Dunkin'

by Vexchris May 30, 2024

Java-Basking

The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling

Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?

Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!

Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!

by Ouroboros1 July 23, 2011

Java

either "minecraft java edition" or "javascript"

my sibling used java today

by psecduekedfedr April 15, 2023

java flow

When hot coffee, suddenly and with little warning, spews out of the lid and flows down your hand. This can result in emotional distress and great pain.

Oh My.. My coffee just erupted and the java flow burned the crap out of my hand!

by Wonkavision May 10, 2016

Java Stan

Someone who judges people on what edition of Minecraft they play and only play java edition

Imagine playing on bedrock edition and not on java “ok java Stan”

by DextrusDust July 29, 2021

Thicc Java Moment

When you outsmart or outplay someone or something unintentionally or intentionally, but still seen as you did it correctly.

Jared changed his grade by editing the HTML of the website, what a thicc java moment

by Java Lava July 23, 2021