janitzio

a man who takes steroids and complains about how good his gym is. also im so sorry.Makes shitty rap music and has a dead youtube chanel and is secretly in love with lauren

Edwin: Dude im sooo sorryy
Janitzio: fuck offfff gimmie roids

by Janitzios November 19, 2019

Janitoritus

A contagous disease turning the victim or patient into an Janitor. The disease was first found and studied at the University of Smart Kids (UCSK) in 2006. Studies indicate the disease is not treatable and has the possibility of spreading a global outbreak resulting in panic and destruction. Symptons include the constant spraying and wiping of windows, knowledge of toilet treatments, and showing of agresion to the victims personal cleaning tools such as a mop or hand rag.

"Holy shit did you hear about mike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Nigger caught the Janitoritus!"
"For real!?"

by ginitu October 11, 2006

Janitor's Mop

The act of drenching your pubic hair in anything you want: Beer, Mayonaise, soda pop, virtually anything that will hold in the pubic region, and ringing it all out over your girlfriend's mouth.

Dude, I janitor's mopped that girl all night long with some old pickle juice I found in the fridge.

by E millziak October 1, 2010

janitor

A hypocrite who is always wrong but never will admit it so he likes to silence anyone's opinions. Also has the ugliest kid I have ever laid eyes on.

Your opinions do not matter because I am JANITOR and what I said goes.

by JimDandy September 21, 2003

janitor

a player in a FPS (or any other multiplayer game which involves fast action and guns) who sits back as other players duke it out in a firefight, and makes an appearance after the victor of the duel is left with a little amount of health and kill him/her for an easy kill. Much like a janitor cleans up after a mess.

Dude, its no fun playing Halo with you anymore because all you do is janitor with your assault rifle.

by AltCoder April 30, 2005

Jaunita

A Latina girl whos wild amd loves to drink and wakes up the next morning to forget everything that happends.

Jauntia got drunk last night and didn't rember a thing this morning- jaunita

by Dhbibyjgyh November 11, 2015

janitard

A mentally handicapped individual who is employed in the janitorial profession. Possibly as part of a societal integration program, or because it's funny as hell to watch...

See McDonalds or WalMart for further examples of said janitard.

by LatinHeat December 11, 2009