Jack walten

Jack walten is married to rosemary walten and has 3 kids. Ed walten, molly walten, and sophie walten. He has a burger restaurant with his best friend Felix kranken. Jack walten went missing after Felix kranken Tokyo drifted because Ed and Molly were talking about fnaf gacha life videos and ended up killing them. Then his wife, rosemary walten gets dismembered like the spider in my bathroom and stuffed into a sheep animatronic named sha. People think jack is in the animatronic named bon but idk lol

Noob: Hey who's jack walten?

Fruit: a character from the walten files.

Noob: oh okay.... What's the walten files?

Fruit: files about the walten nah just kidding, it's a series on YouTube made by Martin walls.

by Your cool dad louis July 28, 2021

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Jack Lakershea

If you ever see a jack lakershea, run!,These vile creatures normally prey on children at least half their age and are know to scratch.They over weight thier prey and will and i repeat will touch the children A LOt. Don’t name you child jacks and most certainly don’t name thier last name lakershea or else they will grow up to Catfish children on roblox.

“Please no jack lakershea i’m only 8, i want to lose my virginity when i’m married PLEAAASEE”!

by Butthole=Jack November 9, 2021

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Swoop Jackal

A term used to describe the actions of a guy who has stolen another mans date and proceeded to get with her. Stealing another mans date out from under his nose.

Oh my god dude, did you see what Alex did to Kyle last night? He finagled that girl from him when he went to the bathroom. Then Alex brought her back to his room. What a classic swoop jackal

by Donka Doo Balls December 14, 2010

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Shitty Jack

The act of jacking off while simultaneously taking a shit.

Guy 1: "That guy's been in the stall for 20 minutes!"
Guy 2: "He must be getting a Shitty Jack."

by boosac May 21, 2020

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Jack's Mannequin

The amazing side-project of Something Corporate's front man, Andrew McMahon. Everything In Transit, "A concept album exploring his return to the hometown he left to pursue his music career with Something Corporate". The album was released on August 23, 2005. The songs are amazingly written and everyone can find someting to relate to. Buy the CD!!

If Jack's Mannequin came in powder form, I'd sniff it. - Anonymous

by Ashley (JM/SOCO enthus.) September 11, 2005

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