Jonking

Beating it under the influence

She (or he) left me last night so I ended up jonking it

by Jorkmaster March 30, 2025

Jonkler

A jonkler is another word for toe; however, its deeper meaning is a male's genitals. It's typically used in the plural (jonklers) to hide its true satirical meaning.

“Im going to touch your jonklers”

“Your jonklers are massive”

Mom: “Do you like jonklers billy?”

Billy: “No mama I like girls!”

by Jonklers June 28, 2025

jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.

guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025

Jonklerphilia

The reverse of pedophilia, with the jonkler (he's very serious)

"dude... did you hear that Rhys is in prison for Jonklerphilia??"

by butttickler2004 November 20, 2025

jabber jonkey

Mega texturizing and disconnection of radical hair.

Lets Jabber Jonkey those layers straight to hell and back.

by james ender May 30, 2009

Wonker Jonker

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio

The soap dispenser is all wonker jonkers.

by e you know June 30, 2016

Margo Jonker Stadium

Margo Jonker Stadium.

Friend 1: Hey man let’s go to Margo Jonker Stadium!
Friend 2: Margo Jonker Stadium.

by monop September 21, 2021