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Jesus Charlie

A naive individual who makes an attempt to signal virtue, but fails miserably since he/she does not have the foggiest what the issue is all about. Word is bastardized from the French 'Je suis Charlie' which became an online slogan following the Charlie Hebdo attack. Suddenly everyone used the hastag 'Je suis Charlie', without any understanding of what had happened, without knowing the translation of the French phrase and under the impression that Charlie Hebdo was a baguette seller and mime artist in the heart of Paris.
Smiddy: Did you see my 'Pray For Notre Dame, Paris - Texas' profile picture frame on Facebook? The Muslims burnt the place to the ground. Go on and put a like on my picture, and share it with your friends.
Bolimaga: You fucking Jesus Charlie!
by Shinga Bappa June 1, 2019
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Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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Jesse Lacey

Jesse Thomas Lacey. Lead singer of the band Brand New. Witty rhymes and metaphors are the foundation of the lyrics that Lacey has ridden to fame over the years. Your Favorite Weapon, Deja Entendu, The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me. Before Brand New, he played in The Rookie Lot, featuring fellow Brand New bassist Garrett Tierney and drummer Brian Lane as well as future MovieLife members. Previous to this, he had a short spell in Taking Back Sunday where he played bass and backing vocals on old records.
by Chris M. Thomas July 2, 2007
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Jesse Pinkman

A character in the show "Breaking Bad." He has a tough exterior and looks somewhat menacing, but he is actually quite sensitive. He is uneducated but has a lot of street-smarts. Jesse has been addicted to many drugs (including meth) but has also gone through rehab a few times. He is thought of as "dreamy" to most girls. He talks in playful slang.
That Jesse Pinkman is my favorite character!
by TwilightPrincess April 24, 2012
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jessica's mountain

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.
austin: dude do you have a boner?

josh: no man. that's just my jessica's mountain.
by jotagion June 15, 2008
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In Jesus name no more cap

‘To swear on Jesus’ name for no more lying.’

Kanye has created arguably the best tweet of all time.
by applestrawberry21 July 22, 2020
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jessicas mountain

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.
austin d: dude josh, do you have a boner?
josh a: naw man thats just my jessicas mountain
by joshhhhhhh a June 19, 2008
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