Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?

I would be a great title maker.

Hym "You want to see what title I would use for you? 'Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?' And I would do 🫨 one of these in the thumbnail. Like 🫨 God knows that he's half a man so he took matters into his own hands! Ha!"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

Well he’s Scottish isn’t he

Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent

“Why’s (insert name here )being a wanker”
“Well he’s Scottish isn’t he”
“Oh yeah fair enough”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

No it isn't

No it isn't Matt.

Hym "No it isn't Matt. I do know and I know you know. I'm going to kill these kids Matt. You're taking a thing I said about confusion and applying broadly so you can justify doing what you're doing and instead you're justifying the murder of children. I'm just going to kill the kids. This isn't reason what you're doing here and your kids aren't that important."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

Unless your God isn't Real

You see how God is just tool they use to steal your intellectual property and credit from you and your likeness right?

Hym "Unless your God isn't real! In which case, God didn't create consciousness and that's just an opinion you have as an incest cultist and I created AI... OR... It DID... And I STILL created AI but I also rival God."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

this mug isn't for drinking

I just used this page to design a mug since urban dictionary keeps on talking about mugs so i thought it would be cool if i could design one

You see this? This mug isn't for drinking, pal. It says right there!

by personusingtheurbandictionary September 6, 2025

No it isn't

It isn't.

Hym "No it isn't. That is exactly where it should go. You're only saying 'cope' because I said it about your incest cult. It's good that everyone gets to see exactly how fraudulent therapy is as a practice. Therapy is just the opposite of whatever I say."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

Common sense isn't so common

(phrase / life observation / savage truth)

A brutally honest way to say that just because something seems obvious, most people will still find a way to mess it up. Perfect for moments when humanity disappoints you, usually in public or online.

Used when:

Someone does something completely avoidable or facepalm-worthy.

You realize society collectively skipped the “how to adult” manual.

You want to sound smart while judging idiots.

Meaning: Humans often act in ways that defy logic, and that’s on them.

Synonyms: “Apparently, this is optional,” “Logic is rare,” “Humanity, why?”

Examples of contexts in which common sense isn't so common:

Coworker: “I put metal in the microwave.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Friend: “I just walked into traffic because I was texting.”
You: “Common sense isn’t so common.”

Internet comment section: literally anything ever.

by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025