internet 

A place where some of the more mindless Christians like to make everyone else miserable. Well, they do that everywhere, but especially on the internet.

"The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is 'Internet'." -- Unknown

Nice grammar, God boy.

internet by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Internet 

Basically, a gigantci porography add,with a few World of Warcraft forums to mix things up. Urban Dictionary is here too, but only nerds look at that crap.

Hey Frank, what are you going to do on the internet?

Oh, I was gonna play WoW, then masturbate to some porn!

Yeah, so your not gonna check out Urban Dictionary?

What? Do I look like a loser to you?

Internet by Waqcku June 3, 2005

Internet 

The place where man are man, woman are man, and little girls are FBI agents

9yosexygurl: Hello guys ! I'm new to the internet
ilikeyoung: Y helo thar ...
9yosexygurl: BUSTED

Internet by k0b13r December 14, 2008

Internet 

will make you very fat

Person #1 Looks like bob gained a few pounds.

Person #2 Its that damn internet.

Internet by Bob Dole 123 April 23, 2007

internet 

the most addicting piece of shit EVER. fucks up your grades, as well. everything else you once loved to do means absolutely nothing anymore.

the internet has turned me in to a pissed off, socially retarded, bitch.

internet by l33v March 1, 2008

internet 

the internet is where awhole bunch of people get sucked into and very rarely return they gradually turn in to lifeless fruits

damn where'd everyone go?the internet.shit there's enough fruits in this world already

internet by janette wall July 1, 2003

internet 

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

internet by Ted January 5, 2004