hypnotize

The fifth album by SOAD,(The best band ever, in my opinion) That is coming out on NOV 22 2005!

I can't wait till Hypnotize comes out!

by Nick Saltzman November 10, 2005

hyposmirkiac

noun. One who suffers from hyposmirkia, a psychological disorder which causes hallucinations of crooked smiles on the faces of other people.

I'm not smirking, you hyposmirkiac!

by spoon sam January 15, 2005

hypno-audio morphology

the technique of identifying pieces of audio which are capable of hypnotizing humans to make them do different things. using advanced technology such as morphing, such sounds can be morphed together to create intricate patterns of mind control. very freaky stuff.

Somebody please make the aliens stop using hypno-audio morphology to make me do these horrible horrible things!

by Godzilla-Fishdog August 23, 2011

hypnoballs

Hypnotic Balls of Nothingness - On Windows 8, the hypnotic balls used as a "please wait" graphic, which provide no useful information.

Sorry I didn't hear you walk up; the Windows hypnoballs had me in a trance.

by BJ33196 October 9, 2013

Hypnothighzed

Trance like state brought about by mind altering thighs. The sensation your body submits to when presented with thighs that you want wrapped around your ears.

Me: Yo homie, I just bought this trick a new Mercedes.

Homie: da fuck!?
Me: she did it! As soon as she dropped the skirt, I was hypnothighzed

by Rickkoross May 25, 2015

hypostupical question

Similar to a hypothetical question, a hypostupical question posits a theory or principle which at a glance would seem to be easily defined or solved, yet it borders on the fine line of being totally opposite of an simplified theory or definition due to a decrease of common sense and an influx of bullshit.

Let me ask you a hypostupical question. If Trump refuses to move on January 20 will someone actually escort him out or will he become a squatter?

by chudster85 November 9, 2020

Hyposchooliac

A student who will develop any ailment to escape class or go home early.

“Libby’s at the nurses office again. She needs ice for an invisible red dot on her finger” “She’s such a hyposchooliac”

by Donna.chang February 15, 2022