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Cunt hump

A build-up of fatty tissue that surrounds a woman's cunt. Usually, a woman develops a cunt hump after having numerous children. Sometimes a women may have a cunt hump due to morbid obesity. Also know as a front butt or front pooper.
Roberta has so much fat accumulated around her vagina, she has developed a cunt hump.
by Atheos101010 December 1, 2010
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The Forrest Hump

When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)
Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"
by Dr.Y .Humpfries January 6, 2019
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Humpday Chillin

The act of raging, goin H.A.M. and or partying on a wednesday with your crew and some fine ass honey dips instead of being at school.
boobie: yo u study for that math test?
cg-balla: nah i completely forgot
boobie: its all good cause we aint going to class today its wednesday, which means humpday chillin!!!
cg-balla: oh tight ill hit up becky, callie and olivia
by BoobieM October 4, 2011
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Trump Humped

The act of a person taking a pussy picking it up an eating the whole thing.
You Trump Humped someone so don't say a thing
by TRUMP=SUICIDE November 14, 2016
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floor humper

A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.
I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.
by uwg August 20, 2006
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hump

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
by Matthew Darke February 18, 2003
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Dry hump

The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vagina while wearing clothing which results in orgasm.
I dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.
by amber February 13, 2004
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