hoof

(v.) to kick hard, with a swinging leg action (no pivot). Accompanied by a deep grunting noise that can be easily mistaken for 'hoof'

I hoofed the ball into his face, giving him a nose bleed.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

hoofstache

A person sporting a moustache will often find themselves smeeling their upper lip to remember themselves of the pussy they ate the night before.

Check out Tim, he keeps curling up his upper lip, he must have hoofstache

by Sly Lavigne September 5, 2006

Hoofy Poofy

Clean synonym for gay or faggot

"I'm not messing with those hoofy poofy boys!!

by JimMeTheRocky June 24, 2011

Hoofer

BIG ASS FEET

I'm gonna be walking up the sidewalk with big old hoofers.

by Ck_bowers15 August 20, 2016

Hoofing

The word used to describe the action of Mr Tumnus anally penetrating you.

I went to narnia and Mr Tumnus started h=Hoofing me uncontrolably.

by Lorrrun. October 13, 2011

bison hoof

The hoof of a bison.

That bison hoof is rather large.

by Sheldon Walker March 15, 2007

Ghandi's Camel's Hoof

See ''Ghandi's Flipflop'' but a whole lot worse.

Me mouth's as dry as Ghandi's Camel's Hoof mate!

by Camelhead5 January 17, 2010