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Hot Dog Smoothie 

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.
Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.
Hot Dog Smoothie by jake August 20, 2004

Hot Dog Ride 

A game of strength and determination played by hot dog and mountain sport enthusiasts around the world. The game involves a mountain sport of choice (snowboarding, skiing, mountain biking, sledding) where the object of the game is to hold a hot dog in between your buttocks cheeks, down the mountain without a) piercing the skin of the hot dog or b) dropping the hot dog. The game can be played with a variety of hot dogs and sausages, but it is primarily based upon the local cased meat of choice. Loser has to eat the winners hot dog, while still warm, without the addition of condiments.

An alternative scoring system was developed in North Eastern United States where the internal temperature of the hot dog is measured before and after the ride to give extra bonus points, accordingly.
"Dude, sick Hot Dog Ride! You nubbed that kicker and the casing is still in premo shape!"

"Broheim, your H-Dog is hotter than your blood temperature at 100.4degF. Extra Double Bonus points brah!!"

"Dawg, check his grundle for hand warmers!"
Hot Dog Ride by Jonas B. December 16, 2013

Hot-Dog Bunning 

Hot-dog bunning is when you stick your dick in between someone's ass cheeks so it looks like a hot dog in a bun.
I was fucking a girl and I wanted to surprise her afterwards, so I squeezed my dick between her ass cheeks and took a picture. She said it sorta looked like a hot-dog. Hot-dog bunning has become a running gag in our house now.
Hot-Dog Bunning by DeJango March 18, 2014

Hot dog with a side of ketchup 

When a female suffering from malaria is bleeding out of her anal cavity and two male partners attempt to cure the disease with sessions of booty eating and anal penetration for hours on end.
Person1: Hey did you hear Julia has malaria?
Person2: Yeah Niko and Johnny are going to give her a hot dog with a side of ketchup to try and help her.
Person1: word

hot dog guy 

Snap chat sensation and a woman's best friend
Girl1: oh my god did you hear the hot dog guy on snap chat is 5'11 :D
hot dog guy by Capt.cucumber July 21, 2017

Hot Dog Diggity 

2 players pull out their hot dog and stare at each other and whoever gets a hot dog diggity first looses...
Jimmy: "Hey bro, wanna play some hot dog diggity?"

John: "Nah bro, I always get a diggity first."