honkie bonker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.

I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

HoNing

To derp as a game provider and not have the server capacity or smarts to counter DDoS. In return the servers are unplayable for days on end.

HoNing (Heroes of Newerth) when the game designers let the population grow to a point of server capacity and then get spammed and taken down due to traffic.

by Luee September 29, 2011

Honkie

a double long joint that's rolled by sticking at least two papers together. these resemble blunts in size but instead of being brown they're white hence the name honkie.

Stoner 1: yo man you got da dutch
Stoner 2: nah ima roll a honkie bro, they get you just as smacked
Stoner 1: straight

by grassman101 August 8, 2009

honkin

1. Loud- pertaining to farts, the sound of car horns
2. Large- like Sasquatch

1. Did you hear the honkin fart that guy let out a minute ago?
2. My stepdad's mistress is a honkin red-headed Sasquatch with a huge gut.

by Krazy K November 30, 2002

honkiest

to be the highest degree of something classified as honkey...the word "honkey" plus the superlative adjective "est" combine to form a degree of honkeyness rarely seen in urban culture

with chris kaman, steve nash, and david lee on your fantasy basketball team you might have the honkiest team ever.

by stoli.man November 22, 2009

honin'

moving quickly or rapidly; to "hone in" on a thing or event

I saw nico earlier today. he was honin up to class

by veeman January 6, 2003

hontiveros

a perfect family a boy a girl a gay

by Anonymous November 7, 2003