internet hide and seek

when you cant get wireless internet in your current position, and you have to move around in different places to find a connection. the internet is a sneaky little bastard dont let it fool you.

Garret: "God damnit i cant get internet."

Alex: "Go look for it."

Garret: "I dont feel like playing internet hide and seek."

by garsgro November 20, 2010

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband

What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.

by Dude Regular October 24, 2010

HIDE THE DRUGS

Exclamation to use when an authority figure (or just another friend) enters a room. Drugs and the hiding of them are both optional, but recommended.

Scene: a couple random dudes chillin someplace

some new dude walks in

random dude 1: OH SHIT HIDE THE DRUGS!
random dudes 2&3: What?????????? Dude, we're playing scrabble.

by kaytwo May 28, 2007

Honeycomb Hideout

n. a place to go to get high or have a good time without having to worry about the police

an abandoned building

by Chick-N-Bone August 8, 2005

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself?

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.

Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.

by NapDynoGosh January 28, 2007

hidden ben

"A hidden Ben is where one person engages in sexual intercourse with a girl while a friend hides in a closet masturbating. When the friend in the closet is about to cum, he runs out and gives the girl a facial. The term originated from the hit TV show Just Ben."

Person 1: Yo man, Ryan was fucking some girl, and then Ben jumped outta the closet and gave her a Hidden Ben
Person 2: Shit!

by Neil June 20, 2006

hide the finger

Slang for fingering a girl. Originated from the Youtube series "The Most Popular Girls in School."

Brittnay: We were having a fun day at the pool, and the next thing I know, Taylor McDevitt is playing Hide The Finger with my fucking boyfriend in the Lazy River!

by ghayes221 June 9, 2014