Hitlers Helper

A 'Hitlers Helper' is performed when, whilst sleeping... usually when a friends sleeping over your house or vice versa. The crime is commited though, by sticking your finger up your poop shoot; preferrably the thumb, and streaking the tainted fingers across the victims face, smearing your stink juice in a fashion such to resemble Hitlers mustache. When your victim awakes early in the morn, he'll find himself with some newly smeared shat on his grill, and sporting a new fashionable mustache.(also known as the 'stank stache.')

"What the fuck is that smell???"
"Hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you've just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper"

by Ms. Galloway June 11, 2006

momma's little helper

Another name for any antidepressant.

Linda would not have made it thru the day if not for momma's little helper.

by Texarkanapilot August 12, 2006

Hellerbration

Celebration of the U.S. Supreme Court ruling on June 26, 2008, which held that the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution protects an individual's right to possess a firearm for private use. See District of Columbia v. Heller, 554 U.S. ___ (2008)

Hellerbration! Let's all Hellerbrate and have a good time!

by N6ATF November 1, 2008

Santas helper

you climb on a house roof and you take a big shit down the chimney so when they light their fire it smells like shit!!

The kids wanted presents next door and i gave them one! It was a santas helper!!!!!!

by Michael Bolton6969 December 22, 2008

helery

awesome.

damn, that is so helery.

by celery<3 May 7, 2009

HELLERR

1) Derived from "Hello" and "Derr." Used during irony to deliver both sarcasm and ridicule.

2) The sound you automatically make when someone says something so ignorant you want to smack them over the head.

"I don't like women with tattoos, it's unflattering," Husband says when watching TV.

"HELLERR!" says Wife of 20+ years, pointing to her tattooed sleeve. *smack*

by TBoneATX October 29, 2017

Hamburger helper

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010