Man Hating Bitch

A woman who has had a bad relationship with a man due to her inability to comprehend the true qualities of a successful relationship with that man. Hence at the relationships final conclusion the hating comes from the philosophical and in some texts spiritual phrase "We fear what we do not understand".

woman loves man, man doesn't show solid signs of love, woman gets angry, man brings relationship to it's end. woman becomes a man hating bitch!.

by Dr. Black September 22, 2005

Having Fingers For Dessert

After eating, the act of putting your fingers down your throat to make yourself puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food, I'm gonna be having fingers for dessert!!

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett June 4, 2007

Having a Lovejoy

To cock-up something.
Derived from popular Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy, after he missed 4 out of 7 penalties.

Guy: How did your driving test go?
Guy 2: Oh I had a Lovejoy and crashed the car.
Guy: Tough break

by McCoy January 1, 2005

having a tug of war with cyclops

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

by Anonymous January 7, 2004

having fingers for dessert

After eating, the act of gagging yourself on your fingers til you puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett May 25, 2007

having a time

to be having an amazing unforgettable time. to be so happy you never want to stop.

"hey man what are you doing ?"
"I'm ... having a time at forum 2009"

by hanaptezzi April 27, 2009

Having it large with the lads

A recreational activity at the weekend.
commonly related with pulling fit birds and drinking lots of lager.
and eating lots of pork scratchings and kebabs.
and shouting , 'you tosser!'. to coppers.

'alright my son! after i've finished shaggin this bird ill be having it large with the lads!!'

by Benjamin (KEEP IT POSITIVE) May 17, 2006