handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

by Pete January 20, 2004

handle our bizness

To go talk about something in private away from the others.

Meet me outside at the car so we can handle our bizness. Too many ears in here!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

Too hot to handle

It means you look fire or really good.

Me: How do I look??
Friend: Too hot to handle girl. You’re gorgeous.

by Lumirella March 1, 2019

handlebar moustache

REAL DEFINITION:
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)

Many carnival people have handlebar moustaches.

by The great and powerful Molesterator April 14, 2006

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

by Pippenstock October 9, 2009

Witch handle

When you slide your middle finger between a butt crack upwards and grab someone's sacrum.

Did you see that dude out there on the dance floor totally witch handle that girl?

by tHE MiNi wHEaT December 3, 2016

The Oh Shit! Handle

Designed for the passenger of the vehicle, just before a car accident issues they yell oh Shit! and grab for the handle above the passenger seat door, If the car doesn't have a oh shit! handle the passenger is screwed.

Oh Shit! <grabs The Oh Shit! Handle>

by Certamon May 5, 2009