No Handed Gerbil Belt

When you tie a belt around your hands and wrap your dick in the middle, then lift your hands to make your dick slap a chicks face.

Person: If you don't shut up I'll go all No handed gerbil belt on your face!

by Ninjafide June 23, 2007

left handed Spaniard

An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand.

My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.

by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008

one-handed-bandit

When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.

"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."

by Allison J December 8, 2004

goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.

Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.

by Cameron Hamilton May 5, 2004

left-handed batsman

A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.

A gay man, an uphill gardener.

That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!

by Sumo December 14, 2006

one handed high five

Jerking it as a means to boost one's self esteem.

Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.

by RageQTR November 30, 2009

left-handed jews

Although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. Resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. Lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks... ouch...

dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!

by theinspector June 18, 2008