Invisible Handjob

When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned

Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.

Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?

Guy 1 - ...No.

Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.

by HiM4nos June 11, 2010

houdini handjob

When you beating off in the dark and you cum without your girlfriend knowing then ask her for a handjob she then goes to grab your dick and grabs a handfull of cum.

Me:Hey babe you should help me out with a handy

Baby:fine

Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!

by whorab May 29, 2010

coital handjob

A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.

So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.

by takewhatIhave April 27, 2006

Oxford Handjob

A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.

Moriah: Did you and Grace get it in?
Adrian: Naw she's a prude, I only got an oxford handjob.

by thepinkranger5 August 6, 2011

spanish handjob

when a woman gives a man a handjob whilst putting his dick in her titties

Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.

by tinkabilly April 18, 2015

Unintentional Handjob

When a female's hand accidently comes in contact with male genitalia.

Mike: Dude! She just went to high-five you and grabbed your genitles! You got a handjob!

Jack: Don't worry mike. She didn't mean to grab my genitles, it was an unintentional handjob.

Mike: OH the U-H! What a classic!

by UHMASTER January 25, 2011

Self Handjob

A form of masturbation. Also known as a SHJ.

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.

by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013