hose off

to get a shower using a hose

Perhaps you should hose off in back. (The Last Song, 2010)

by dakotik June 11, 2016

Psycho Hose Beast

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.

Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.

by Bill Mahr - the baboon in disguise August 13, 2003

Hodedo

Short for hold the door. When you are carrying something in both your hands you can say Hodedo.

man 1: Hodedo!
man 2: sure...
man 1: thanks i have a lot of groceries...

by Kj jawnes January 14, 2008

Hose Choking

When your done pumping gas and you grab the hose and pull and squeeze to get every last drop out.

1. Gas is so expensive, so i am hose choking the pump.

2. I am poor so i am going hose choking at the gas station

3. I probably hose choked 50 cents worth of gas out of there.

by dj davidv November 27, 2009

John Hose

n. a loud urinator, usually a small-dicked guy who thinks that pissing loudly will give others in the men's restroom the impression that he has a huge cock.

Did you hear John Hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? He totally could've quietly pissed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. What a load.

by Harry Diction August 30, 2006

Pikey Hoedown

Pikey Hoedown is a young persons party filled with chavs and unwanted visitors.

Don't invite to many people, I don't want my party turning into a Pikey Hoedown

by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009

tote Hose

Function: adjective

Pronunciation:\'tō-tə 'hō-zə\

a German expression meaning "nothing going on" or "boring", used in reference to a party, nightclub or event. Literally translated, it means "dead trousers"

Die Toten Hosen is a German punk band from Düsseldorf. They have enjoyed decades-long mass appeal in Germany.
The band's name literally means "The Dead Pants" (i.e. trousers) in English. Their name is figuratively best translated as "dead boring guys".

Let's get out of here, this club is tote Hose!

by chellspecker July 24, 2010