horneeze

that feeling when you're gonna sneeze but you dont sneeze and you feel like sneezing really bad aka horny for sneeze

'hey what's up with you?'
'man i'm horneeze'
'God, i hate that feeling'

*you're gonna sneeze and someone interupts you*
'goddamit shakeel you made me horneeze, now that sneeze's never gonna happen'
'gee, sorry mate'

by Xxxquickscope420xxX September 8, 2014

Horne

A last name that gets you picked fun of in middle/ high school

"Lol your last name is horne... Your horney lol."

- That kid in history class.

by JoJomae006 May 25, 2020

Jon Horne

One crazy ass mofo that like long dick on the beach anal porn on Sundays and fingers himself to sex and the city

Max: Alex stop being a Jon Horne
Alex:Fuck off man!

by flamingbiscuit February 12, 2015

Little Jack Horner

When your having sex doggy-style, and one slides their thumb into their partners butthole

Last night during sex, I surprised my girlfriend with a Little Jack Horner

by ChristmasPie April 21, 2020

hornitos

A most excellent tequila.

Bartender, I'll have an hornitos margarita, straight up.

Bartender, I'll have another hornitos margarita, straight up.

Barrender, I'll have nmnother hrnoitos margarita, shut up.

Btenndr how buout another mgrita

Nother one please?

*vomits and passes out*

by banfito May 8, 2003

Hornepayne

An amazing small town in northern Ontario where the best of people come from!
The hottest girls, guys with huge penises, and most interesting old people come from Hornepayne.
City people don't exactly fit in, Hornepayne people are definitely small-town and crazy..
People really know how to party!

Hornepayne is the best :)

"Wanna go get drunk and party hard? Let's go to Hornepayne!"

by HPayne October 19, 2011

Hornithology

In Scotland we use a slang word for a woman, this slang word is Bird, i know it sounds horrible but has been around for many generations. examples of that are, "Wow, that bird is stunning" or referring to your own girlfriend, "im going to see my bird tonight". so on to Hornithology, Ornithology is the study of birds so if you are out with your friends and your looking at alot of women (aka birds) or generally "eye-humping" women, you are participating in Hornithology, which is the studying of beautiful women (aka birds).

its ornithology with an H at the front to make it sound dirty and perverted, it works for me.....

i study hornithology therefore i am a Hornithologist!

by big mad paddy July 5, 2008