hasselhoffing

The act of getting really drunk then going home and eating and making a mess. ie David Hasselloff likes to get drunk and eat Wendy's chesseburgers on his bathroom floor.

Hey where did dave go? Oh he's on the bathroom floor hasselhoffing that chesseburger.

by Brynnski March 1, 2010

Hasselhoff

Someone riding a bicycle at night. (Nightrider)

I almost hit that Hasselhoff I didnt even see him.

by Mongoliod1534 October 3, 2008

Hasselhoffed

Sloppy, sh*t-faced drunk

Dude, I was so hammered last night.

Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed

by DIF May 23, 2007

Hasselhoff

Hasselhoff, David.

The most envied man of the early 90's.

"There are many dying children out there, who's last wish is to meet me."
- David Hasselhoff managing to be both rude and offensive.

by Mayamay April 30, 2005

Hassett

A man with a huge penis

i really wish i was Hassett

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Jaden Hossler

Jaden Hossler is the one of the hottest people alive.He is extremely sexy and dyed his hair blonde.He used to date Mads Lewis

Jaden Hossler is daddy.
Why is Jaden so hot

by ushsgdgsksj July 2, 2020

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day when I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008