Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut

A stupid ass bitch that does not wanna keep her hands to herself...and has sex with almost anything. Maybe even a teddy bear...

Random girl: *Has sex with horse in public*
Random girl (again): *Moans really loud*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!
My Best Friend: I don't know...But she's being a Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut.
Me: ...
Me: Should we call the Animal Abuse Hotline? Or...
My best friend: Nah...Just leave her alone...
Me: okay then...
Me and my best friend: * Backs away slowly*
Random girl: *Passes out*
Me: Is she dead
My best friend: ...
My best Friend: Let's just run and call the cops
Me: Good idea!

The End...

by Natalie da nut December 9, 2019

two cent cum guzzling gutter slut

To have sexual intercourse with random female that hits your Snapchat inbox like tommy and cole

Tommy and cole are two cent cum guzzling gutter sluts cole tommy whores

by Kaylee and kendra March 12, 2017

Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch

Someone who is a little bitch with no nipples or balls

Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch - *friend breaks bong* what the fuck you stupid cum guzzling no nipples no balls having ass bitch

by Official Kevin Hart November 8, 2018

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?

Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.

Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.

by Blademaster5197 October 15, 2014

guzzling junkie breathe

When a loco has ate too many boogers and it all built up in the throat

"I caught you picking boogerz amigo..."
"wtf i'm not a guzzling junkie breathein ass boy!"

by Al Packino August 22, 2021

gluzzing

The act of drinking sperm and shite at the same time from a man or boy…..

An extract from Enid Blyton's Famous Five. Go investigating “ Hey Timmy why were you late? Sorry chaps I had to clean up after my mum was gluzzing my dad in the study”

by Flatcap May 11, 2022

Gruzzing

You need two or more people and a decomposing or decomposed deceased pregnant woman. You take turns gangbanging her, all finishing inside, and then at the end you push out whatever's left of the baby into a bowl. You then blend it and then marinate a steak with it, preferably 12 oz., but any size works. You then grill and eat the steak. These steaks are called "gruzz steaks".

Me and Paul were gruzzing down the road last night.

by sigmaboyligma56 January 28, 2025