Guido Moment - A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational white guy. To Put it plainly, they act like guidos. Guido Moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve into stand downs, fake threats, and the ever popular rolling up the sleeves to show off how their "guns". usually this is brought on by roid rage. Guido moments are the third largest killer behind tanning booth accidents and watching Godfather 3.
An exmaple of a Guido moment can be brought on scuffing a shoe. Usually the shoe is bought at Banana Republic or Hollister. Since the price of the shoe is so high, the average white dude ends up going crazy and seeking out the guy who scuffed it. This creates a Guido moment.
An exmaple of a Guido moment can be brought on scuffing a shoe. Usually the shoe is bought at Banana Republic or Hollister. Since the price of the shoe is so high, the average white dude ends up going crazy and seeking out the guy who scuffed it. This creates a Guido moment.
by get me out of jersey February 13, 2008
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1) a superficial American male, usually from the Tri-State area, pretending to be of Italian descent through the use of some limited slang in whatever dialect was spoken by his supposed ancestors from il Belpaese. Known for his bad music taste, the guido loves greasy hair, wifebeaters, bling bling, tracksuits, and intercourse with guidettes.
2) the guido style is also spotted in the Italian peninsula, particularly amongst wannabe gangsters of the camorra. Their trademarks in Italy are: wifebeaters, tracksuits, cars with strobo lights, a bad command of Italian, being overweight, fur anoraks and - above all - an unhidden love of Gigi D'Alessio's music.
3) a derogatory term for an Italian. For someone who actually is from Italy, being associated with American guidos is one of the worst possible offences.
2) the guido style is also spotted in the Italian peninsula, particularly amongst wannabe gangsters of the camorra. Their trademarks in Italy are: wifebeaters, tracksuits, cars with strobo lights, a bad command of Italian, being overweight, fur anoraks and - above all - an unhidden love of Gigi D'Alessio's music.
3) a derogatory term for an Italian. For someone who actually is from Italy, being associated with American guidos is one of the worst possible offences.
'That guy must've spent all his money on pimping that piece of trash!'
'That should come to you as no surprise: he's a guido!'
'Are you sure this is Naples? There are so many guidos around it feels like Jersey!'
'Hey dude, in the US we call Italians "guidos".'
'In Italy we call Americans who call us guidos "rednecks".'
'That should come to you as no surprise: he's a guido!'
'Are you sure this is Naples? There are so many guidos around it feels like Jersey!'
'Hey dude, in the US we call Italians "guidos".'
'In Italy we call Americans who call us guidos "rednecks".'
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Get the Guild Wars mug.Based off the comedy great Dave Chappelle's Negrodamus its is the Italian Nostradamus. Said to reside in the somewhere in the eastern United States, its future telling ability is world renowned. It can be identified by its gold chains and potent smell of cologne and over gelled hair. WARNING: Do make eye contact without prior acquittance, if you smell red wine or Peroni on its breath flee ASAP, do not be near its food unarmed. Garlic is not its weakness...its not a vampire...more like the opposite of a vampire...lots of hair and darker...more like a werewolf....but not like a gay twilight vampire....if seen please contact FBI immediately.
HOTLINE CALLER: Guidodamus what will happen to me in my life...?
GUIDODAMUS: Some one will make you an offer you can't refuse....and at some point in your life you will die.
HOTLINE CALLER: Wait what? That is stupid everyone dies, this is bullshit!
GUIDODAMUS: For further clarification we will have to charge you 10 US dollars a minute and 15 for everyone after that.
HOTLINE CALLER: Bahah FUCK THAT!
GUIDODAMUS: Your prophecy has been fulfilled...get em boys.
HOTLINE CALLER: OH sh---(BANG BANG)
GUIDODAMUS: Thank you for calling the guidodamus hot line
GUIDODAMUS: Some one will make you an offer you can't refuse....and at some point in your life you will die.
HOTLINE CALLER: Wait what? That is stupid everyone dies, this is bullshit!
GUIDODAMUS: For further clarification we will have to charge you 10 US dollars a minute and 15 for everyone after that.
HOTLINE CALLER: Bahah FUCK THAT!
GUIDODAMUS: Your prophecy has been fulfilled...get em boys.
HOTLINE CALLER: OH sh---(BANG BANG)
GUIDODAMUS: Thank you for calling the guidodamus hot line
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